| Chin Dancers
When male Chin Dancers reach a certain age, they grow stupendous antlers; so big that birds often make nests in them. About the same time, fortunately, they also grow two small legs under their chin and this helps carry the extra weight. Using these little legs, they can eat grass by just walking their head back and forth. They do seem to have a sad look on their faces. Some think this is because all those birds are pooping on their ears. Come autumn, men Chin Dancers go around looking for girl friends. When they find a pretty girl Dancer, they try to attract her attention by doing fancy little dance steps with their chin legs, all the while wildly blinking their eyes and flicking their tails to the beat of the tiny hooves. Girl Dancers seem pretty impressed by such things. At least it takes their minds off those nasty ears. | ||||
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