| Boodles
To fully appreciate the size of a Boodle's hind end one must see a Boodle run. Boodles run on their back legs rather like a fat jogger, front legs pumping the air just like a sprinter heading towards the finish line. Amazingly, they are quite fast runners and would probably be even faster without the back-and-forth sloshing of their enormous butts. Celadonians domesticated Boodles hundreds of years ago, using them just like horses to pull wagons, plows, and even war chariots. Our social scientists have speculated that the fameous Celadonian sense of humor might have developed as generations of coach drivers spent their days staring at the jiggling butts of their wagon teams. In modern times, the Boodle has declined in importance just as working horses have in our society, but many Celadonians still keep them as pets and there are Boodle races at County fairs. It must be noted, that when women start to put on a little too much weight, men frequently accuse them of growing a "Boodle Butt."
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